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Brian Chiglinsky

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Brian Chiglinsky

Brian Chiglinsky is a former speechwriter living in Washington, D.C. Now that his work no longer has to go through an office of legal counsel, he’s unhinged. He works in health care, but not anything that would be useful on an airplane or in the zombie apocalypse.