The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Brian Crawford
Brian Crawford lives in the San Francisco Bay Area. He does corporate communications for a biotech company during the day and writes fiction in his garage in the early mornings. His work has appeared in Crazyhorse, Arts & Letters, ScientificAmerican.com and elsewhere. See more here.
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