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Brian Oliu

February 2, 2010

E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 11: ATTENTION: It’s Time for Basketball

by Brian Oliu
October 27, 2009

E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 10: The UAEDFL And The Dangers of Draft Stock

by Brian Oliu
October 6, 2009

E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 9: The Fall of the UAEDCFL

by Brian Oliu
September 24, 2009

E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 8: UA English Flag Football Cares

by Brian Oliu
September 2, 2009

E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 7: The Cinematic Thrill Ride of Flag-Football

by Brian Oliu
August 10, 2009

E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 6: UAEDFL Throwback Weekend

by Brian Oliu
July 23, 2009

E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 5: A Very Special Message From the UAEDFL

by Brian Oliu
July 1, 2009

E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 4: UAEDFL Sings!!

by Brian Oliu
June 22, 2009

E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 3: UAEDFL Stadium Proposal

by Brian Oliu
June 11, 2009

E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 2: If It’s In the Game, It’s In the Game

by Brian Oliu
February 27, 2009

E-mails Sent to the University of Alabama English Department Flag-Football Team: E-mail 1: A New Hope

by Brian Oliu

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