McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Articles by
Brian Sack
-
October 14, 2004How Past Girlfriends Could Have Changed History
-
July 29, 2004Why I Am Leaving the Troupe
-
April 20, 2004Saddam’s Interrogation Logs
-
April 2, 2004Currently Available Stock Symbols that Might Lead to an Underwhelming IPO
-
February 16, 2004Actual Dialogue from Radio Commercials That I’ve Been Asked to Deliver “Believably” As If Normal People Would Say Such Things
-
December 4, 2003Possible Closing Lines for a Defendant Who Has Chosen to Represent Himself
Trending 🔥
-
November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
-
November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
-
November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
-
November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires