Articles by

Briana Haynie

Briana is an LA based comedy writer and croissant consumer. Her writing has been published in The New Yorker, Reductress and Above Average. Briana’s personal brand can be described as an American Girl Doll who’s given up.

March 19, 2021

Alfred Pennyworth Gives Gotham School Children a Tour of the Batcave

by Briana Haynie
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My Summer Body: The Reveal

by Briana Haynie and Lillian Stone

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December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
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by Ginny Hogan
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