McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.

Brianna Zgodinski

Articles by

Brianna Zgodinski

Brianna Zgodinski is a copy editor and sometimes writer from Cleveland, OH. Contrary to popular belief, she is not judging your grammar. She might write a listicle about it, though.