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Brisa Sylvestre
Brisa Sylvestre is a writer based out of Boston, MA. Actually, about 27 minutes outside of Boston. So, she lied in her first sentence and has like a 27 minutes from Boston accent. YES. there’s a difference. Her work has appeared in Little Old Lady Comedy, Points in Case, Belladonna Comedy, and in the mounds of college-ruled notebooks that are strewn about her house.
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