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Brooke Preston
Brooke Preston is a writer and performer based in Ohio. Her satire has appeared in The New York Times, The Cut, Real Simple, McSweeney’s, The Second City, Men’s Health, Funny or Die, Romper, Reductress, and others. A former Second City faculty member, she co-founded The Belladonna and co-wrote the satire book New Erotica for Feminists based off the viral McSweeney’s piece of the same name. She is now the head writer for the annual Thurber Prize for American Humor ceremony.
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October 1, 2024Mr. Trump, a Quick Question Regarding the Purge Idea You Just Floated at This Rally
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March 28, 2023Emily in Paris Unrest
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October 26, 2020Trump’s Healthcare Plan: A Table of Contents
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September 23, 2020How to Talk to Your Child About the Hatch Act
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February 4, 2020Shirley Jackson’s “The Caucus”
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August 9, 2019Apologies, Our Death-Defying Attractions Are Closed Due to Distant Thunder
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July 19, 2019Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” Re-Imagined By Other Authors
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January 7, 2019This Workplace Is a Family Now, Dammit
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June 19, 2018At Last, Gender-Flipped Movies for Him
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February 6, 2018New Erotica for Feminists
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October 30, 20151915’s Sluttiest Halloween Costumes
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?
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