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Caitlin Kunkel
Caitlin Kunkel is a writer, satirist, and famed pizza scientist. Her work has been featured in the New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and the New York Times. She is a co-founder and editor of the comedy and satire site for women writers, The Belladonna and the co-founder of the Satire & Humor Festival. Caitlin’s first book, New Erotica for Feminists based off the McSweeney’s piece of the same name, came out in November 2018.
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