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Articles by
Caren Lissner
Caren Lissner’s humorous first novel, Carrie Pilby, was made into a movie and released in 2017.
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March 27, 2018QUIZ: Did You Win the Internet Today?
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February 15, 2017Perfectly Good Reasons Why I Have a Justin Bieber Song On My iPhone
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December 12, 2016I’m Taking a Social Media Break
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March 25, 20168 Moves You’ll Never Master in Bed, No Matter How Hard You Try
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March 10, 2015Confessions of a Metaphor Merchant
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday
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January 16, 2025A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought