The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Casey Rand
Casey Rand is a writer and creative director in New York City. Her writing has appeared in McSweeney’s, Reductress, The Belladonna Comedy and more. You can find her book, People Who Deserve It, in select Barnes & Noble bargain bins.
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August 10, 2021Studio Notes on the UN Climate Report
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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