The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Casey Rand
Casey Rand is a writer and creative director in New York City. Her writing has appeared in McSweeney’s, Reductress, The Belladonna Comedy and more. You can find her book, People Who Deserve It, in select Barnes & Noble bargain bins.
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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February 10, 2022Season Two Outline for And Just Like That…
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August 10, 2021Studio Notes on the UN Climate Report
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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September 9, 2019Women’s Miranda Rights
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January 3, 2019How to Bathe a Horse
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June 25, 2018The Best Wireless Plans for Racist White Women
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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