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Charlie Dektar
Charlie is from Durham, N.C. He lives in New York City where he performs stand-up comedy and eats raw cookie dough in bulk.
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October 1, 2024HBO’s Industry If the Industry Was Handcrafting Traditional Scandinavian Troll Dolls
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October 10, 2023Questionable Five-Star Customer Reviews of Mythological Objects
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November 22, 2021Coming Soon from the Roald Dahl Cinematic Universe
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October 23, 2020Cutting Edge Reforms for the Supreme Court
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January 14, 2019How to Unsubscribe from Amazon Prime
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August 4, 2017Transcript of the Popular A Cappella Group Pentatonix Being Eaten By Anacondas
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday