The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Chris Keilman
Chris is a copywriter and fiction writer based in San Francisco.
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December 19, 2022Now That I’ve Quit Twitter, I Have So Much More Time to Cook This Pot Roast
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February 3, 2021Fuck Off, Dad! We’re Eating Apple Jacks
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April 27, 2018I Am a Motivated Self-Starter and a Dolphin Warrior On a Quest
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October 20, 2017Artisanal Coffee Flavor Profiles Brought to You By Metallica
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday