The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Christian Alsis
Christian Alsis is a writer and comedian whose work has been featured in MAD Magazine. He lives happily in Philadelphia with his wife and daughter.
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September 26, 2017Allow Me to Take the Opportunity Afforded to Me by This Cover Letter to Explain the Four Year Gap in My Employment When I Was Stuck in a Corn Maze
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May 10, 2017This New Face-Aging Photo App is Fun and Not a Sobering Reminder of the Fleetingness of Time and the Inevitability of Death
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December 19, 2024A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
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May 18, 2011I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
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December 16, 2024Baby, It’s Me, Polio, and I’ve Missed You
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December 19, 2024An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her