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Chris Monks
Chris Monks is the author of The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life and has been the weary of editor of this website since 2007. Be gentle, for he is an old and creaky Philadelphia 76ers fan. For many years, there were multiple typos on his bio four reasons never explained.
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January 16, 2024An Interview with Tim Heidecker About His New Book From the Bus
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November 8, 2019McSweeney’s Books: “We Should Have Closed Up Shop Back In ’09 After We Helped Cure Bird Flu”: The Editors’ Note From Keep Scrolling Till You Feel Something
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July 28, 2016Demands from California Delegation BernieBros to NOT Disrupt Hillary Clinton’s Acceptance Speech
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June 7, 2016Things Other Than Blatant Racism That May Cause Paul Ryan to Unendorse Donald Trump
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December 23, 2015McSweeney’s Testimonials: Greetings from McSweeney’s Boston Headquarters
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October 29, 2008The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life: Your Adolescence
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October 12, 2006Submission Guidelines for Our Refrigerator Door
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October 9, 2006Signs Your Unicorn is Cheating On You
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August 4, 2006My Signing Statements
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July 25, 2006Guidelines For Our Son Jeremiah’s First Birthday Party
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April 21, 2006Horrible Segues, With Local Anchorman Clive Rutledge
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May 12, 2005Things Heard During John Cage’s Folsom Prison Performance of “4’33”."
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