Third party candidacy from Mitt Romney
Catches Trump reading Cliff’s Notes for The Fountainhead
Miss Wisconsin judged unfairly in talent portion of Miss USA contest
Trump declares Crossfit superior to P90X for becoming “yuge”
Room service forgets to include extra side of toast at Trump Tower
Trump says that Green Bay Packers’ name “sounds kind of gay, okay?”
Overhears Melania call his homemade bratwurst a “hot dog”
It’s revealed that Trump uses bumpers when he bowls
Notices Trump unenthusiastically mouthing lyrics to “On, Wisconsin” during Badger football game
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton switch bodies in a “freaky friday” type scenario
Nothing, apparently