The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Coleman Larkin
Coleman Larkin is a writer, artist, and cook. He lives in Kentucky.
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June 12, 2017Best of Blue Note Records: The Jeff Sessions
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February 27, 2017HUD Grant Opportunities in the Ben Carson Era
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January 19, 2017Sometimes I Feel Like I’m the Only Person at this Buffalo Wild Wings on a Hallucinogen-Fueled Free Fall to the Center of the Field of Consciousness
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February 26, 2014Henry David Thoreau Can’t Take Much More of These Goddamn Steam Whistles
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March 28, 2011Based On a Few Primitive Lego Assemblies I am Confident in Proclaiming That My Toddler Will Become America’s Next Great Architect
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February 17, 2011Important Instructions for the Babysitters of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Children
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February 1, 2011Bit Players in the Roman Catholic Hierarchy
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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