The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Colin Nissan
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December 24, 2024The Twelve Days of Christmas
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 27, 2023This Ghost Is Haunting Me Weird
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September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?
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July 28, 2023Summer’s in Full Swing at the Clam ‘n’ Putt
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October 21, 2019Punta Grande Resort Reviews
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December 3, 2015It’s Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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July 16, 2014This New Rap Song Has a Refreshing Perspective On Pussy
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June 20, 2014A Climate Change Denier Gets Heatstroke
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May 2, 2014A Single Guy’s Date Story as Interpreted In the Mind of His Married Friend
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April 3, 2014A Few Things Before I Choose You to Watch My Laptop
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March 20, 2014The First Civil War Reenactment
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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