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Colin Nissan
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December 24, 2024The Twelve Days of Christmas
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 27, 2023This Ghost Is Haunting Me Weird
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September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?
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July 28, 2023Summer’s in Full Swing at the Clam ‘n’ Putt
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October 21, 2019Punta Grande Resort Reviews
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December 3, 2015It’s Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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July 16, 2014This New Rap Song Has a Refreshing Perspective On Pussy
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June 20, 2014A Climate Change Denier Gets Heatstroke
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May 2, 2014A Single Guy’s Date Story as Interpreted In the Mind of His Married Friend
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April 3, 2014A Few Things Before I Choose You to Watch My Laptop
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March 20, 2014The First Civil War Reenactment
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 16, 2025The Ten Commandments, Annotated for Use in Your AI-Enhanced Classroom
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April 16, 2025Taxi Driver If Travis Bickle Really Got into Birdwatching
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes