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Dan Cluchey

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Dan Cluchey is a native of Portland, Maine, and a former Obama Administration speechwriter and advisor. His book The Life of the World To Come was released in 2016.

June 27, 2018

Dispatches From the Civility War

by Dan Cluchey
June 21, 2018

Historical New York Times Tweets

by Dan Cluchey
November 16, 2017

Roy Moore Signs Your High School Yearbook

by Dan Cluchey
July 11, 2017

Donald Trump Jr. Reviews Famous Works of Literature

by Dan Cluchey
May 11, 2017

Winners and Losers of the Recent Nuclear Holocaust

by Dan Cluchey

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