The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Daniel Sennis
Daniel Sennis is a poet, rapper, open mic night hero, satirist, and champion mall walker. He is the author of the poetry collection “O Conman! My Conman! Sick Rhymes for Sick Times” (Shires). He also runs Central North American News, a satirical news site devoted to covering the region betwixt Canada and Mexico. He would like to follow in the footsteps of his literary idol, Mark Twain. He would also like to follow in the footsteps of a rich man with a hole in his pocket. More info and ridiculousness can be found at danielsennis.blogspot.com
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