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David Bradley Isenberg
David Bradley Isenberg is a writer who lives in New York. He is both ambidextrous and not.
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February 28, 2024Help! Is There a Doctor Onboard? This Novel Is Urgent and Needs Care
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January 8, 2020This True Crime Podcast Is Brought to You By the Prison Industrial Complex
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December 9, 2019I, Joe Biden, Don’t Support Medicare for All Because My Health Care Plan Is to Restart the Opium Wars
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November 13, 2019How to Pick the Right Therapist
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August 23, 2019I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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March 19, 2019Team-Building Itinerary For My Gig Economy Retreat
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January 10, 2019My Girlfriend? Yeah, I Let Her Think She’s In Charge
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October 29, 2018Tips to Avoid Saying What Your Job Actually Is At a Party
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October 16, 2018Humblebrag Injuries
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September 6, 2018I Am Brett Kavanaugh, and I Believe the 2017 Academy Award for Best Picture May Have Been Wrongly Decided
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April 4, 2018Melania Trump Explains the Stormy Daniels Controversy to Barron Using Pagan Slovenian Mythology
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January 5, 2018I Am Eric Trump. My Family Won’t Let Me Talk Because I Am an Anarcho-Feminist Committed to Kurdish Liberation
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December 19, 2024A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
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December 19, 2024An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her
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December 20, 2024Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists
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December 18, 2024Hyper Specific Yoga with Adriene Videos I Wish She’d Make for Me