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Emily Kling
Emily Kling is a writer based in New York. Her work has appeared in McSweeney’s, Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, Little Old Lady Comedy, The Belladonna, and Slackjaw. While Emily is often late, she is rarely fashionable. You can visit her website at www.emilyannekling.com
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