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Eric March

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Eric March is Writer-at-Large at Upworthy, covering politics, culture, food, and trending news. His writing has appeared in The Onion, McSweeneys, and on ComedyCentral.com.

May 16, 2017

Alternate-Universe Washington Reacts to Reports that President Hillary Clinton Leaked Highly Classified Intelligence to Russian Officials

by Eric March
July 26, 2006

We’re Here, We’re On Fire, Get Used To It

by Eric March
May 6, 2005

Selections From the Beatles’ Catalog, Had the Band Evolved Not Toward the Adoption of a More Experimental Sound in Its Later Years, but Into Rorqual Whales

by Eric March
May 6, 2005

Three Lists Involving Musical Artists

by Jez Burrows, Michael Jenkins, Matt Bull, and Eric March
April 22, 2005

Things This City Was Built On, Besides Rock ‘n’ Roll

by Eric March

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