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Articles by
Felipe Torres Medina
Felipe Torres Medina is an alien of extraordinary ability. That’s the US government’s way of saying he’s a writer. He comes from Colombia, not Tattooine.
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant
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August 11, 2021I’m Resigning Because the Response to My Box of Scorpions Has Become a Distraction
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November 26, 2019Turkey or Sides: A Socratic Dialogue
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June 13, 2019Self-Care Tips for Immigrants
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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June 6, 2018We Didn’t Mean for You to Find Out About All Those Additional Dead Puerto Ricans
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May 4, 2018Historically Accurate Things to Shout at Your Cinco de Mayo Party
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April 17, 2018As Your Senator, I Vow to Never Do Anything That Will Upset Bob, 54, from Indiana
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January 23, 2018ICE Detainee or Patient Given a Dramatic Arc in Grey’s Anatomy?
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August 22, 2017Young Hollywood Heartthrob or Two IKEA Products?
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July 19, 2017My Daily Routine as a Job-Stealing Immigrant
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May 20, 2016An Open Letter to the US Immigration Officer Who Confused Me for a Criminal
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