Young Hollywood Heartthrob or Two IKEA Products?

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1. Ansel Elgort
2. Adum Adelsten
3. Tye Sheridan
4. Alden Ehrenreich
5. Emmie Rand
6. Algot Eggegrund
7. Billy Sy
8. Jacob Lofland
9. Bonnie Sturdivant
10. Jules Lagan

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Hollywood heartthrobs: 1, 3, 4, 8 and 9
IKEA products: 2, 5, 6, 7 and 10

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