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Hallie Pritts
Hallie Pritts is a writer from Pittsburgh. Former artist-in-residence in New Zealand. Sewanee Writers alum. Rode a bike across the U.S. once. She used to be in a band.
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April 2, 2024The Only Way to Save Public Education Is to Turn Every Single School in America into High-End Condos
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January 29, 2024I’m a YouTube Child Star, and I’m Probably Going to End Up President or Something
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May 22, 2023Someday, Sarah, Our Ship Will Come in and We’ll Move Back to the Neighborhood We Used to Live in Before We Got Priced Out
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February 15, 2023Give Me Anything That Sparks Joy in Your Soul and I Will Monetize It
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November 30, 2022As the Oldest Person in this American Eagle Store, What’s My Duty in the Event of an Active Shooter?
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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March 6, 2025Howard Zinn’s A People’s History of the Last Two Weeks
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March 6, 2025This Job Interview Would Go a Lot Better If You Asked Me More Questions About Cheers
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March 5, 2025Helm’s Deep Shall Henceforth Be Known as Sauron’s Deep. No, Not That Sauron
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March 5, 2025I Am Trapped in the Criterion Closet