The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Hallie Pritts
Hallie Pritts is a writer from Pittsburgh. Former artist-in-residence in New Zealand. Sewanee Writers alum. Rode a bike across the U.S. once. She used to be in a band.
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April 11, 2025Reviews of New Food: Coffee Mate White Lotus Thai Iced Coffee Creamer
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April 2, 2024The Only Way to Save Public Education Is to Turn Every Single School in America into High-End Condos
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January 29, 2024I’m a YouTube Child Star, and I’m Probably Going to End Up President or Something
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May 22, 2023Someday, Sarah, Our Ship Will Come in and We’ll Move Back to the Neighborhood We Used to Live in Before We Got Priced Out
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February 15, 2023Give Me Anything That Sparks Joy in Your Soul and I Will Monetize It
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November 30, 2022As the Oldest Person in this American Eagle Store, What’s My Duty in the Event of an Active Shooter?
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 11, 2025Forget the Ten Plagues and Escaping, the Pharaoh and His Rich Friends Say They’re on Our Side
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April 10, 2025Playing Headline-Stealing Games with the Economy is a Great Way to Distract Everyone from Your Human Rights Atrocities