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Hana Michels

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Hana Michels

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Hana Michels is a comedian and writer in Los Angeles. She has written for Paste, The Hard Times, and Funny or Die among others.

August 1, 2017

A List of Secret Man Words for “Date” You Won’t Know Until It’s Too Late

by Hana Michels
December 9, 2016

Good News! The Man Who Hit Your Car Thinks You’re Attractive!

by Hana Michels
September 26, 2016

Jill Stein Canvassers Who Wouldn’t Buy Me Tampons

by Hana Michels

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