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May 1, 2024We’re Raising Your Auto Insurance Because You Insist on Driving Your Car
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March 1, 2024Injured by Attorney Horace McMorris? Call Attorney Horace McMorris
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August 10, 2023Revised Instructional Materials for Florida AP Psychology Students
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 14, 2025As Surgeon General, I Will Replace the Outdated, Inaccurate Body Mass Index with a Group of Catty, Mean-Spirited Middle Schoolers