The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Jack Stebbins
Jack Stebbins is a writer and producer at Morning Brew’s Good Work, and a contributor to The Onion, McSweeney’s, and global warming.
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December 10, 2024A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York
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November 15, 2024I’m Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and It’s Time to Build a Healthcare System for 2025 BCE
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August 14, 2024I’m Sorry If My Past Actions Made Me Seem Like a Good Person
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July 31, 2024Sports That Would Have Been Introduced If Boston Hosted the 2024 Olympics
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June 25, 2024Way to Go, You Just Blew Up Our Death Star, the Largest Walkable Community in the Galaxy
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April 15, 2024Your Son’s Transplant (to Brooklyn) Was Successful
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September 13, 2023We Are Thrilled to Announce We Have Invented Portals, but Are Saddened to Reveal They Suck
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August 24, 2023I’ve Got a New Lease on Life
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July 20, 2023Now I Am Become Pretentious, the Sayer of a Famous Quote
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June 27, 2023Amazon Product Names for Famous Literary Objects
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March 17, 2023My Irish-American Culture Is Not Your Costume—It’s My Costume
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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