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Jackie Pick
Jackie Pick is a former teacher and current writer living in the Chicago area. Her work has appeared in several anthologies, literary magazines, and around the web, including The Coachella Review, The Sun, The Belladonna Comedy, and has received commendations from the Mark Twain House and Museum Royal Nonesuch Humor Writing Competition and WOW! Women on Writing.
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March 23, 2021Dear Dr. Fauci, It’s Almost Passover Again and I Have More Questions
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November 16, 2020Donald and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Election
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June 12, 2020A Movie Guide for People Who Think Racial Equality Demonstrations Are Constitutional, Sure, But Also Totally Ruining America
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March 27, 2020An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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