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James Drummond
If he did not have imposter syndrome, James Drummond might describe himself as a writer and photographer with a day job. His humor writing has appeared in The Globe and Mail and here. And now that he thinks about it, how can he be certain he truly has imposter syndrome?
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April 20, 2018Stopping by Mar-a-Lago on a Friday Evening
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April 27, 2017Take Your Kid to Work Day Reports from Greek Mythology
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January 20, 2017Planning Tips for the Spring 2017 Gardening Season and Probable Civil and/or Nuclear War
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March 13, 2014How to Not Write Your Novel
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June 3, 2013Where I See Myself in Five Years
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