Internet Tendency

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Jason Garramone

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Jason Garramone

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Jason Garramone is a writer and all-around comedian. He loves laughing and making others laugh. Let him know if you’d like to read the screenplay of his feature-length romantic comedy.

December 11, 2023

Everything a Barber Could Do During a Haircut Before I Speak Up

by Patrick Coyne, Tom Ellison, and Jason Garramone
June 11, 2021

We’re Only Meeting For the First Time, But I’m Going to Give You a Good, Long Hug Anyway

by Jason Garramone

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January 15, 2025

A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon

by Evan Barber
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by Megan Neary
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I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes

by Andrew Singleton
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