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Jenn Knott
Jenn Knott is an American writer and mother living in Bavaria, Germany. Her writing work has appeared in places like The American Bystander, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, and Points in Case; her mothering work appears in front of her every day.
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May 11, 2023Places to Cry Over Your Impending Divorce, Rated
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January 5, 2023Excerpts from The Berenstain Bears & Too Much Endemic Respiratory Illness
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July 22, 2022Foolproof Alternatives to Banned Birth Control
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September 23, 2020Popular Stock Photos, Adjusted for 2020
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May 8, 2020Common Positions You Will Jolt Awake From In Your First Year of Motherhood
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally