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Jenn Knott
Jenn Knott is an American writer and mother living in Bavaria, Germany. Her writing work has appeared in places like The American Bystander, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, and Points in Case; her mothering work appears in front of her every day.
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May 11, 2023Places to Cry Over Your Impending Divorce, Rated
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January 5, 2023Excerpts from The Berenstain Bears & Too Much Endemic Respiratory Illness
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July 22, 2022Foolproof Alternatives to Banned Birth Control
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September 23, 2020Popular Stock Photos, Adjusted for 2020
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May 8, 2020Common Positions You Will Jolt Awake From In Your First Year of Motherhood
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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