Leaning against the shower tiles
Perched on the toilet
Face down on the kitchen floor
Stopped at a red light
Stopped at a green light
Coasting through a busy intersection
One boob out in your pediatrician’s waiting room
On a park bench next to your open purse
Slumped over a screaming baby in the freezer aisle
Resting on top of the washing machine
Dipping your nose in your fourth cup of cold coffee
On the phone during a soliloquy on your best friend’s baby’s bowel movements
Other boob out in your pediatrician’s waiting room (second time this week!)
Topless in your lactation consultant’s waiting room
Scrolling Twitter in your therapist’s waiting room
Two seats away from your partner in your marriage counselor’s waiting room
Having two-minute “sex” while the baby snoozes
Face up on the bathroom floor
In the middle of asking the haggard woman in the hall mirror if she’s enjoying every moment