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Jennie Young
Jennie Young teaches and writes in northern Wisconsin. Her other work can be seen in HuffPost, Inside Higher Ed, Education Week, Writing on the Edge, Radical Teacher, and others.
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May 7, 2024Forget the Magic of Discovery, It’s Learning Outcomes That Help Children Identify, Comprehend, and Synthesize Their Dreams
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December 5, 2023What It Means When a Woman Says She Is “Sex Positive,” According to Brian from Hinge
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October 17, 2023We’re Scrapping Our Gen Ed Model in Favor of Survival Skills Training
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August 21, 2023Congratulations on Your New Academic Position of Assistant Professor of Annual Reviews, Merit Reviews, Peer Reviews, Student Evaluations, Tenure Review, Post-Tenure Review, and [Your Discipline]
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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December 7, 2022Due to the Teacher Shortage, Washington High School is Now Operating in Goblin Mode
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October 11, 2022How to Apply “No-Makeup” Makeup: A Guide for Mature Women
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August 26, 2022Initial Report on the Labradoodle Integration Project at Gates of the Arctic National Park
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July 15, 2022Prayer of the Assistant Professor Going up for Tenure
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December 16, 2021Jesus Christ Applies for VP of Student Success
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October 13, 2021As a Teacher, I Agree With Mitch McConnell: Parents Should Tell Schools What to Teach
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May 6, 2021Of All Your Teaching Skills, Passion Is the Most Important
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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