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Articles by
Jeremy Hooper
A longtime political activist, Jeremy played a role in the major LGBTQ fights of the 21st century’s first two decades. Parenthood shifting his focus, as parenthood is wont to do, Jeremy now focuses his fervor and wordplay on crafting stories for the children.
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November 21, 2023We Can’t Let a Couple of LGBTQ Broadway Performers Ruin Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
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August 29, 2022Famously Misheard Lyrics Americans Must Get Right
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June 15, 2022Who Do I Talk to About the Gay Dads in My Child’s Class?
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April 19, 2022Why Is This Classic Rock, and Where Did I Put My Glasses?
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January 21, 2022COVID Will Eventually Be Endemic, and I Absolutely Know What That Word Means
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November 12, 2021Mine’s the Kid in the Ramones Tee
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May 25, 2021Why I, the COVID Vaccine, Will Never Get Chad from Tampa
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September 23, 2020Where the Sidewalk Ends, Outdoor Dining Begins
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu