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Jessica Delfino
Jessica Delfino is a comedian, musician and writer whose assorted work has appeared in The Atlantic, High Times, Huffington Post, The Week, Glamour, Vulture, New York Times and more.
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December 5, 2019Reviews of New Food: Canna Cake Babe CBD Vegan Cake In a Jar
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August 29, 2019What It’s Like to Be a White Shirt Girl
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July 26, 2019Enjoy Your Family Summer Vacation At the Beach House Your Father-In-Law Rented For 18 People
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April 2, 2019Developmental Milestones for Adults
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March 1, 2019Welcome to My Home — Please Enjoy an Artisanal, Farmer’s Market, Amish-Made, Hand-Rolled Snack
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 3, 2025At Long Last, We Have Been Liberated from Being Able to Afford Anything
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 3, 2025An Open Letter to the One Other Person of Color at This Hockey Game
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April 2, 2025We’re Committed to Brokering Peace in Ukraine; Also, We’re Invading Greenland