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Jessica M. Goldstein
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December 16, 2024Baby, It’s Me, Polio, and I’ve Missed You
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee
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March 14, 2024Boeing Announces New Safety Policy: “Fuck It, We Ball”
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February 2, 2024A Day in the Life of Taylor Swift, as Imagined by Right-Wing Conspiracy Theorists
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June 27, 2022We’re the Supreme Court and, Honestly, We Just Want You All to Die
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December 2, 2021The Democratic Party’s Guide to Keeping Your Rights
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January 6, 2021Bridgerton’s Lady Whistledown Is Pleased to Announce She Is Joining Substack
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November 2, 2020Making Sure Your Vote Counts: A Guide
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June 1, 2020The City of Minneapolis Releases Statements of Probable Cause for Other Notable Violent Incidents
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November 14, 2019Introducing: Gender-Reveal Funerals
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June 19, 2019These Detention Centers Aren’t Concentration Camps Because Technically Auschwitz Is Trademarked
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May 17, 2019Honestly, We Just Hate Women
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu