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Articles by
Jim Stallard
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August 18, 2017I Mean, I Can’t Even With This Solar Eclipse
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July 12, 2016An Embezzler Hiding in a Monastery Tries to Hold it Together
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April 8, 2014The LinkedIn Endorsement Prompts Are Getting Interesting
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July 2, 2013The Gettysburg Finesse
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March 14, 2013An Open Letter to Steve Regarding His Stay at My House While I’m Gone
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March 20, 2012It Happens Every Spring
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June 24, 2011Okay, Babies Don’t Always Land On Their Feet
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July 26, 2010Freud: The Rebranding
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March 11, 2010This is a Bank Robbery
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July 20, 2009Live From the Apollo 11
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October 31, 2008So You’ve Been Buried Alive
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July 14, 2008The Best Bastille Day Party Ever
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday