McSweeney's 74
The stunning Art Spiegelman-illustrated lunchbox that is McSweeney’s 74 is a finalist for the National Magazine Award in Design! Congratulations to Art and to all involved in bringing this masterpiece to life.
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Johnathan Appel
Johnathan Appel is a comedian and writer based in New York City. He’s often confused with the “Jonathan Apple,” which is a fruit based in Woodstock, New York.
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