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Articles by
Jonathan Weisberg
Jonathan Weisberg is a taciturn professional communicator, a father, and a husband.
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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June 2, 2023Our Seventh-Grade Band Concert Tickets Are Now for Sale on Live Nation
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February 9, 2022The Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual Entry for Your Child
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August 27, 2021After a Long Pandemic Layoff, God Interviews for a New Job
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes