The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Jonathan Weisberg
Jonathan Weisberg is a taciturn professional communicator, a father, and a husband.
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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June 2, 2023Our Seventh-Grade Band Concert Tickets Are Now for Sale on Live Nation
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February 9, 2022The Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual Entry for Your Child
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August 27, 2021After a Long Pandemic Layoff, God Interviews for a New Job
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally