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Jonathan Weisberg
Jonathan Weisberg is a taciturn professional communicator, a father, and a husband.
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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June 2, 2023Our Seventh-Grade Band Concert Tickets Are Now for Sale on Live Nation
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February 9, 2022The Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual Entry for Your Child
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August 27, 2021After a Long Pandemic Layoff, God Interviews for a New Job
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner