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Articles by

Jordan Breeding

Jordan Breeding is a writer beholden to no man or woman … besides, you know, anybody willing to pay him. His “work" has appeared extensively in Cracked, Paste Magazine, The Hard Times, Ranker, Modern Rogue, and gas station bathrooms the world over.

February 28, 2018

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Sir Bevin Says Chess is to Blame for the Fiefdom’s Recent Crossbow Incident!

by Jordan Breeding

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