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Jordan Breeding

Jordan Breeding is a writer beholden to no man or woman … besides, you know, anybody willing to pay him. His “work" has appeared extensively in Cracked, Paste Magazine, The Hard Times, Ranker, Modern Rogue, and gas station bathrooms the world over.

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