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Joyce Miller
Joyce is the probable target of a multi-interest black ops and currently querying her debut dark humor memoir, “Almost Rapist.”
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July 6, 2022How I Became a Millionaire by Selling Jars of My Farts Online
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June 29, 2020The Brave Little Toaster’s Radical Manifesto
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August 20, 2015My 28 Years of Heterosexuality Was Just a Phase
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April 1, 2015Recent Hit Pop Songs Co-Written by Influential Feminist Philosophers
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December 18, 2014Product Review: The Invisible Backpack of White Privilege from L.L. Bean
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August 21, 2013Casting Call for My Internal Biopic
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March 7, 2013A Creative Writing Professor Shares a Few of His Favorite Writing Exercises
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November 3, 2011The Anatomy of Economic Precipitation
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas