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Articles by
Julia McCloy
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April 3, 2023You Have Questions. We Got Answers. We Are Deena’s Donut Holes
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March 12, 2018In Retrospect, the Theme for Chad’s 4th Birthday Party Should Not Have Been “Stanford Prison Experiment”
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May 21, 2013How We Bring in Da Noise, Bring in Da Funk
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June 11, 2012Salvador Dali, Wedding Photographer
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October 25, 2010I, Hang in There Kitty, Am Pretty Sure This Will Be the Day That I Finally Fall to My Death
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April 1, 2010William Faulkner’s Favorite April Fools’ Day Pranks
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October 27, 2009Susan B. Anthony and Sacagawea’s Guide to a Bitchin’ Girl’s Night Out
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April 17, 2009Characters From Hamlet Comment on the Fish Odor Coming From the Office Microwave
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March 24, 2009Passive-Aggressive Compliments I Give to My Wife That Were Stolen From Prince Lyrics
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February 5, 2009Fortune-Cookie Messages Appropriate for Dickens Characters
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April 24, 2008What My Dad Is Talking About When He Yells “That’s What I’m Talking ’Bout.”
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January 17, 2008Alternate Titles for It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions