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Julia McCloy
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April 3, 2023You Have Questions. We Got Answers. We Are Deena’s Donut Holes
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March 12, 2018In Retrospect, the Theme for Chad’s 4th Birthday Party Should Not Have Been “Stanford Prison Experiment”
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May 21, 2013How We Bring in Da Noise, Bring in Da Funk
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June 11, 2012Salvador Dali, Wedding Photographer
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October 25, 2010I, Hang in There Kitty, Am Pretty Sure This Will Be the Day That I Finally Fall to My Death
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April 1, 2010William Faulkner’s Favorite April Fools’ Day Pranks
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October 27, 2009Susan B. Anthony and Sacagawea’s Guide to a Bitchin’ Girl’s Night Out
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April 17, 2009Characters From Hamlet Comment on the Fish Odor Coming From the Office Microwave
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March 24, 2009Passive-Aggressive Compliments I Give to My Wife That Were Stolen From Prince Lyrics
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February 5, 2009Fortune-Cookie Messages Appropriate for Dickens Characters
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April 24, 2008What My Dad Is Talking About When He Yells “That’s What I’m Talking ’Bout.”
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January 17, 2008Alternate Titles for It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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