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Jus Kaplan
Jus Kaplan is a New England-based writer and editor-in-chief of The Boston Accent, a wicked serious satire publication. His words have appeared in The Hard Times, WBUR–Boston’s NPR News Station, and The New York Times, among other outlets. You can read more of his work at Juskaplan.com.
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December 10, 2024A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York
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September 24, 2024Conversation Cheat Sheet for Vegans
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September 6, 2024Which Emojis Are Best for a Layoff Email?
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July 31, 2024Sports That Would Have Been Introduced If Boston Hosted the 2024 Olympics
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June 1, 2023You Think I’ll Buy That Just Because It’s Pride-Themed? Because You’re Right
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May 26, 2023When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide
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March 6, 2023I Am New Hampshire’s State Motto. Please Remember You Can Die While Living Free
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December 16, 2022Eight Nights of ASMR Triggers for Hanukkah
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November 4, 2022When to Turn Your Heat On in New England: A Decision Guide
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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