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Kasey Borger

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Kasey Borger is a Brooklyn based comedian and writer. You can find her jokes on Twitter (haiponytail), her thirst traps on Instagram (haiponytail), or her hair in a ponytail (a high pony tail).

February 14, 2019

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by James Folta and Kasey Borger

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