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Katherine Lopez

Katherine Lopez is a high school senior from Brooklyn, NY. She would like to apologize to any college admissions officers who have read her work, and also maybe slide them five dollars and a really good drawing of a hand turkey under the table.

January 23, 2023

What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors

by Katherine Lopez

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