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Kathryn Baecht
Kathryn Baecht lives in Austin, Texas.
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February 3, 2025We Democrats Will Fight Back Just as Soon as We Can Get Our Shit Together
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December 17, 2024Tips for Trimming a Christmas Tree with Small Children
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November 21, 2024Welcome to Bluesky, but Maybe Take it Down a Notch?
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October 18, 2024FAQ: Your First Mammogram
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October 4, 2024I Can’t Wait Until I Turn Fifty and Morph into a Lizard Person
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August 29, 2024Fashion Socks for Middle Age
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June 4, 2024My Life in Opposite Land
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December 28, 2023Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period
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October 31, 2023I Wished on a Monkey’s Paw and Now We’re Stuck with Biden vs. Trump Forever
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October 13, 2023Sure You Can Regulate My Uterus, But You’ll Have to Find it First
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 6, 2023Welcome to Your Menopausal Vagina
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner