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Kathryn Baecht
Kathryn Baecht lives in Austin, Texas.
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November 21, 2024Welcome to Bluesky, but Maybe Take it Down a Notch?
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October 18, 2024FAQ: Your First Mammogram
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October 4, 2024I Can’t Wait Until I Turn Fifty and Morph into a Lizard Person
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August 29, 2024Fashion Socks for Middle Age
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June 4, 2024My Life in Opposite Land
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December 28, 2023Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period
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October 31, 2023I Wished on a Monkey’s Paw and Now We’re Stuck with Biden vs. Trump Forever
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October 13, 2023Sure You Can Regulate My Uterus, But You’ll Have to Find it First
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 6, 2023Welcome to Your Menopausal Vagina
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August 28, 2023Let Me, a Man Accused of Sexual Harassment Against a Football Player, Explain Feminism to You
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April 25, 2023Smutty Books Have No Place in Our Schools. It’s Time to Ban the Bible
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee