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Katie Burgess
Katie Burgess lives near a mayonnaise factory in South Carolina. Read more at katieburgess.fun.
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January 30, 2025Forgotten Literary Moments in Which a Cat Throws up and No One Wants to Deal With It
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December 11, 2024Positive Affirmations for Terrified Public School Teachers
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June 25, 2024ChatGPT Now Has PhD-Level Intelligence, and the Poor Personal Choices to Prove It
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December 7, 2020If Famous Literary Characters Were Given Very Good Doggos
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July 22, 2020Generational Stereotypes for the Next Millennium
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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