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Katie Burgess
Katie Burgess lives near a mayonnaise factory in South Carolina. Read more at katieburgess.fun.
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January 30, 2025Forgotten Literary Moments in Which a Cat Throws up and No One Wants to Deal With It
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December 11, 2024Positive Affirmations for Terrified Public School Teachers
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June 25, 2024ChatGPT Now Has PhD-Level Intelligence, and the Poor Personal Choices to Prove It
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December 7, 2020If Famous Literary Characters Were Given Very Good Doggos
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July 22, 2020Generational Stereotypes for the Next Millennium
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner